We have these two black Labradors, one female and one male. They are really good guard dogs, but the male keeps taking walks down to the town every weekend. This happened last year and he ended up at the Bredbo Pub - more than once. I'd get a phone call from the owner "hey mate, come get your dog it's closing time" . I'd have to jump in the car and go fetch him back.
So he's started doing this again, but now he's ending up at the Bredbo Pancake Parlour. I don't know whether it's a coincidence or not, but the female is also in season.